Riddles of dhe dae !

Q: What sickness does a martial artist have?
A: Kung FLU!

Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q: How did the telephone propose to the lady?
A: It gave her a ring!

Q:Which cat would you never play poker with?
A: A Cheetah!

Q: Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
A: Because the captain was sitting on the deck!

Q: Where do you leave your dog while you shop?
A: In a barking lot!

Q: Why was the ketchup last in the race?
A: It couldn't ketch-up!

Q: What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
A: A COWculator!

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe towards the medicine cabinet?
A: Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q: What table can we eat?
A: A vegeTABLE!

Q: What kind of a storm is always in a rush?
A: A Hurry Cain!